Found myself in a rather dull meeting yesterday, so I looked around trying to figure out, if zombies stormed the building, 1) where would I go, 2) what could be used as a weapon, 3) who would be the best to fight with and 4) who is bait.
My answers yesterday:
1) I'm doomed because there is only 1 way in and out.
2) Shit...don't tell me my pen is the best thing, unless I could get one of the table legs off. There's a hot plate...wtf, why is there a hot plate in what used to be a legal library?? Damn lawyers, always doing shady stuff.
3 & 4 are my secret, just in case another coworker read this.
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